What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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