- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

it's funny because it's funny

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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