Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Where's my tractor?

12 niqqa 12.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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