There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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