- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

darude- sandstorm

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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