- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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