- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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