Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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My love life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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