A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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