What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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