What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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I like poop in my butt

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Anti Joke

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