- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

what is orange? an orange

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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