One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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