What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What comes after 69? 70

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Anti Joke

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