What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

thumb_up thumb_down -35

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Atheism

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

thumb_up thumb_down -37

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

thumb_up thumb_down -37

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

thumb_up thumb_down -37

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

thumb_up thumb_down -39

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops