- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

My wife made me a sandwich

Bob Saget

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Urban ghettos

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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