If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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