why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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okay so theres this guy.

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hi joshua

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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