- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

u suck

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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