Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Thats what she said

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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