- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

My parents died!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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