Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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