- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Women can vote? WTF

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

hi mom

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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