Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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