A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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A black student graduated High School

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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