Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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