Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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your mum

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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