What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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