Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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