- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

You were born.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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