- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How old are you? 7

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

I am dyslexic

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