Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Guess what? Bananas

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2 black kids walk into school

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Go away still nothing to see

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hey justin

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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