- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Guess what? Bananas

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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