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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Jack Stevens

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.