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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

rocky is here again.......................

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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