- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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