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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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