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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What do you call two dog? dogs

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

A sober Irish individual.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

mark is religion

A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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