What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Agent 47.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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