What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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