What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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im telling maguire

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Anti Joke

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