A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

are u black unlucky

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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