so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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