Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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AIDS.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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world society

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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