A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

I'm so punny.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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