More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Dont read this joke

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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