Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Chlamydia

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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