- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Waffles ate my grandma

You idiot thats 9 letters

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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