- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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