- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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