Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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