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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Anti Joke

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Roses are red.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

darude- sandstorm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets