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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why so serious ?

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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