Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Guess who is violent. Osama

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