Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

9/11 my birthday

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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