What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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