Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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