A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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