- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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