What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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