Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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