- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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