- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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