Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

what do you call a black guy african american

Asian women drivers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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