- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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