How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do black people eat? Food.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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