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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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