whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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