what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

osama bin laden is dead

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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