- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

whats up and also down? your mum

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