Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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