- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Guest what? Dog

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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