- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

HURT

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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