So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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I'm homeless.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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