- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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