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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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