A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

I have read the terms and conditions

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

where is the world?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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