What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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PENIS that is all

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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