How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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