- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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