- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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