yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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willam dafoe

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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