- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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