How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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