Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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what are three short words? i a am

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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