- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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