- Anti Joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Your mom is so old she died

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere