Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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