- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Moon Landing.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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