- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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