- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

whats black and strange a paki

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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