What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Stephen Hawking

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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