- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What fires shots? A gun

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Terry has ebola

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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