- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Anthony sucks

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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