- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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