How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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