- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Blacks

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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