- Anti Joke

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Do u take sugar?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Republicans

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

cats are pussies