- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

knock knock go away!!!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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