what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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oh hey.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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whats chinese noodles

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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