whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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get in the car.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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