What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Pickles are moist.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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hola said the chinese man

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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