What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Penis

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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