Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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dyslexic's Untie

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Anti Joke

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