- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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