A seal walks into a club.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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