Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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