What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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