- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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