What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Well this is pointless.....

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

wanna hear a joke? i dont

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