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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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