- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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