- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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