Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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