- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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