A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

miha kako si?

Nero, sure you are okay?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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